Failurism Marines

Whatever you do, DON'T bring in the Failurism Marines! Their methods are brutal - they'll tie you to your chair, drag your fingers across the keyboard (or superglue your pen/pencil to your hand) and use sticky tape to keep your eyelids open - until you churn out out three thousand words per hour!

Not to be confused with the Failurist Marines, who are sea creatures who suffer from the dread disease.