Precautions Against Failurism
As I explained the other day, there are a number of things you can do to ward off failurism.
No. 1: Eat lots of Smartie chocolate and orange ripples (Note: if Failurism has ever gripped you, no matter how cured you feel, eating either of these lovely products is most likely to bring about a re-occurence of the dread disease).
2. Have a large photograph of an inspiring figure. The obvious one is Marvin - he is St George in Failurism terms, or if you like your analogies less exalted, Van Helsing...
To be continued...
No. 1: Eat lots of Smartie chocolate and orange ripples (Note: if Failurism has ever gripped you, no matter how cured you feel, eating either of these lovely products is most likely to bring about a re-occurence of the dread disease).
2. Have a large photograph of an inspiring figure. The obvious one is Marvin - he is St George in Failurism terms, or if you like your analogies less exalted, Van Helsing...
To be continued...
posted by Valpot @ 10:01 p.m.
2 Comments:
At 3:10 p.m.,
Mungo said…
Haha! Marvin is Van Helsing! More like Dracula! Ha!Ha!
At 9:24 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Jealousy, the Green ey'd monster, does something or other to the paw that feeds it...
Question: What does jealousy like to eat?
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